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A Snippet From Hoax for the Holidays

“I’m starting to think chaperoning winter camp was a bad idea,” I grumbled.

“Starting?” Ezzie said, shaking her head.

We went to the car where Ezzie and I grabbed our suitcases. Mavis had everything in a backpack. Matt, the counselor, looked at Ezzie and my suitcases and laughed. “You guys staying for a month?”

“It’s our first time,” I said, trying not to sound defensive.

“Ahhh, you’ll pack lighter next time,” he said, with a grin.

I could hear Ezzie mumbling something about hell freezing over before there would be a next time.

“So, you three have Timberwolf Cabin all to yourselves,” he said.

“I hope that name is ironic and not prophetic,” I said.

“All the cabins are named after animals you find in the wild in Minnesota. The other two chaperones are staying in Otter Cabin,” he explained. “The biff is right there,” he pointed to a cute little building. “Nice and close right?”

“Sure,” I agreed.

“Make sure you use your headlamps out here, the snow is really coming down and visibility is pretty low. Keep your outside light on and the biff light on,” he said.

I didn’t know what this biff was, but it was a darling little building. Like one of those free little libraries that were popping up everywhere, but big enough to walk into. It looked cozy. Maybe it was like a little gift shop. “I think after we get settled I might check that biff out,” I said. “Is that okay?”

“Uh, yeah. Sure. Like whenever you need to,” he said, looking a little confused.

“Do we need cash or a credit card or can we settle up at the end?” Ezzie asked, clearly figuring out the gift shop thing.

“Um, no. It’s totally free,” he said, as he turned around and crunched through the snow like he couldn’t get away from us fast enough.

As soon as he was out of earshot, Mavis doubled over and howled with laughter. “I can’t,” she said. “You two, I just can’t. I’m going to pee my pants.”

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Hoax for the Holidays

Before You Start

Hoax for the Holidays is the sixth book of the Vivianna Luxe Mysteries series. If you want to start at the beginning, the first book is Corpse in the Parlor. If you are still reading, it must mean you are excited to get started right now or you’re on a bus to Tulsa, Oklahoma, someone left this in the seat next to you, and it’s read this or talk to the one-toothed guy across the aisle who wants to tell you about his ferret farm. Either way, if you’re moving forward, here are some things you should know. 

Vivianna (Dominique Mercedes Fairchild) Luxe grew up rich. Like, filthy, 1.5 million dollar classic-Barracuda owning, school shopping in Paris, private jet, mansion rich. Her mom left when she was ten years old, and after her dad was accused of embezzlement he disappeared in the middle of the night like Ferris Bueller skipping school. Mr. Sheffield, a lifelong friend and family money manager, warned her that the feds were on their way and would be seizing everything. He helped her load two moving trucks of whatever she could sneak out of the family’s palatial estate, gave her a few thousand dollars in cash, and told her to drop out of her old life and hide so she wouldn’t end up losing the few things she had left.

Vivi blew through the cash in her first week of hiding and had to sleep in a storage unit that was on the other side of town and definitely the other side of the tracks. She finally broke down and called her best friend, Ezzie. They met at a frightening bar called the Overpass, where an eavesdropping pastor heard about her situation and offered her a job at the homeless shelter managed by his church, Grace in the Valley.

Preorder Hoax for the Holidays on Amazon This title will be auto-delivered to your Kindle on October 15, 2023.